Food joke

[eastman]

My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

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[sherlockkido]

LoL. what happened then?

[tysonmackenzie]

Lol! This is quite a nice idea!

[smilekraftnagpur]

too funny

[Dimitri]

should try to face a bison

[Horus]

Lmao >_>

[quickemailhelp]

hee hee that's really shocking for your friend

[maryie74]

He must be bleeding from his eyes.

[jane21august]

Should have asked him to eat Chilli Pepper too.

[shaillythomas]

too funny
yes chilli and pepper is good idea

[sandsnow88]

My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

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pretty clever joke, im sure he hadn't seen that coming haha

[Arsath]

Looks funny

[tory00]

A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers' attention, he is yelling, "Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!" A pastor hears this and asks, "Why are you calling them 'dam fish.'" The boy responds, "Because I caught these fish at the local dam." The pastor buys a couple fish, takes them home to his wife, and asks her to cook the dam fish. The wife responds surprised, "I didn't know it was acceptable for a preacher to speak that way." He explains to her why they are dam fish. Later at the dinner table, he asks his son to pass the dam fish. He responds, "That's the spirit, Dad! Now pass the f*cking potatoes!"

[Freddie Sherman]

Very Funny! He found a food item which makes him cry.