110 Things to Do With Your Nose

[realistic]

Most are as plain as it is on your face, others aren’t.

1) Blow it
2) Wipe it
3) Scratch it
4) Pick it
5) Be led around by it
6) Keep it to the grindstone
7) Look down it
8) stick it in somebody else’s business
9) keep it out of somebody else’s business
10) Break it
11) Pack it
12) Stick something in it
13) Wiggle it
14) Wrinkle it
15) Rub it
16) rub it with somebody else’s
17) Get it a job
18) Follow it
19) Chase it
20) Squeeze it
21) Hold it
22) Brown it
23) Tweak it
24) Nip it
25) Pierce it
26) Press it against a window
27) Paint it
28) Powder it
29) Smash it
30) Smack it

31) Turn it up at something
32) Thumb it at somebody
33) Have it for business
34) Pay through it
35) See past it
36) Cut it off to spite your face
37) Get it out of joint
38) Stick it in a book
39) Blow something out it
40) Lay your finger aside it
41) Flare it
42) Stick a straw in it
43) Twitch it
44) Sniff it
45) Protect it
46) Stop to smell the Roses through it
47) Snoop) around (with it)
48) Put a bone through it
49) Have your glasses slide down it
50) Cover it
51) Wear a fake one on it
52) Numb it
53) Breathe through it
54) Grow hairs in it
55) Use it as a smoke detector
56) Put a clothespin on it
57) Laugh fizz (or milk) up it
58) Snort through it
59) Sing through it
60) Talk through it
61) Have a twang in it
62) Put a branch to it
63) Have a stuffy one
64) Sprits through it
65) Nuzzle with it
66) Pry with it
67) Have a Bleed
68) Take a dive with it
69) Buy it a cone
70) Win by it
71) Stifle a sneeze through it
72) Wheeze through it
73) Lead with it
74) Flatten it
75) Bob it
76) Shake it
77) (Sun) burn it
78) Stick it in where it doesn’t belong
79) Lose by it
80) Point with it
81) Hold it high
82) Lick it
83) Try to touch it with your _____ (elbow?)
84) Q-tip it
85) Sniff something out with it
86) Warm it
87) Get it a warmer
88) Find something right under it
89) Whistle through it
90) Play the harmonica through it
91) Play a xylophone with it
92) Push an egg with it
93) Go in first with it
94) Move ahead slowly with it
95) Be right on it
96) Hit something on it
97) Freeze it
98) Teach it to play football (guard)
99) Fall flat on it
100) Count several
101) catch a cold in it
102) Balance a _____ (ball/kibble) on it
103) Snore through it
104) get a “snoot full”
105) hang a spoon from it
106) Get it wet & touch it to frozen metal
107) tell a lie and watch it grow
108) Stuff it with silly string & pull it out at the most
embarrassing possible moment
109) Get raisins stuck in it and get a trip to ER
110) Know when someone has raised a stink

Source-http://www.fun.chanun.com/funny/110-things-to-do-with-your-nose

[nurit]

I have never been aware that i can do so many things with my nose. I wonder who has counted all this?

[heyman]

number # 4 all the way. Who wouldn't pick their nose lol

[aliza147]

Well that's really funny, only single nose can do this then whats the no. for whole body parts.

[amitoops]

Well i think you are a funny guy, i mean what is need to know about the work were done with the nose.Whatever we know thats enough for us .just like breathing and some thing more thats it.

[Banners Mall]

That's a lot of things you can do with your nose.