jokes ha ha ha

[vidhu]

joke 1:

A husband on his marriage anniversary got senti and told his wife" when i was sad u were there"
when i was low u were there,
when i had problem u were there
when i was unhappy u were there
when i was crying u were there

NOW I UNDERSTOOD "TUM HI SAARI MUSIBAT KI JAD HO"


joke 2:

Wife said,.... "You know, I was a fool when I married you."

Husband said,... "Yes, but I was in love and didn't notice."

[sonu]

Re: jokes ha ha ha

Good once

one more joke

E-mail for a widow!

An Illinois man left the snow filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida.His wife was on a trip and was planning to meet him there the next day.When he reached his motel in Florida, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail.Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher`s wife whose husband had passed away only the day before.When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, she let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a total faint.At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screenEAREST WIFE: JUST GOT CHECKED IN. EVERYTHING PREPARED FOR YOUR ARRIVAL TOMORROW. P.S. SURE IS HOT DOWN HERE!!