Poor monkey

[promdresses715]

Nini went to the zoo one day to feed the monkeys ...

Threw a monkey to eat the peanuts, but every time a monkey peanuts into the bottom first. Then a chance to eat, Nini feel very sick to Paoqu Wen administrator, then a monkey why this strange behavior.

Administrator explained: because last year was throw him a big peach to eat, the results can not be sinking, the sub-major peach smooth discharge from the bottom, he killed tragic matter, so he must first food into the bottom Liangliang Kan, determine You can pull out only dare eat.

[SunilSamuel]

A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!"

In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. "The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.

The man sympathized with her and said, "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers."

"You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind."

"That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."

[Blake123]

Really poor monkey and hope that it won't ever eat peaches again. Peanuts are better!

[SunilSamuel]

My monkey plays chess.
Your monkey plays chess? He must be clever!
Not really, I usually beat him three times out of four!

[EthanJoushu]

Really very nice jokes.

[udaypal]

So Nice joke..Moneys are really crazy animals..

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS: 1 Too Many Questions. 2 Difficult to Understand. 3 More Explanation is Needed. 4 Result is always FAIL.

[Chamonixfirst]

hahah, made my day better, thanks

[Kingbob]

Monkeys are more lovely and flexible than the orangutans，but not smarter any more.

[Milo Odin]

Nice jokes

[KevinTodd]

Once a Hindu, a Muslim and our dear Santa were standing together. An Englishman came up and asked, “hey guys, what is your favorite flowers?” The Hindu replied, ‘Lotus’
‘Ha, I clean my shit with that!’ the Englishman jeered
The Hindu got angry, the lotus being our national flower


The Muslim replied : “Chameli”
‘Ha I clean my shit with that!’ The Englishman response
The Muslim also got angry but kept quite
The Englishman asked Santa, ‘Sardarji, and what is your favourite flower?’
Patriotic Santa replied: ‘Cactus! and replied, “now clean your ass with that!”

[Stefania13]

Nice jokes....

[NicholasCage]

Really poor monkey and hope that it won't ever eat peaches again. Peanuts are better!

[cherrymanoj]

Nice joke .......

[sylvia]

Nice jokes....

[davethompson.a]

Very Nice Joke thanks for sharing