the benefits of a long neck

[promdresses715]

One day, a giraffe, said the small white rabbit: rabbits, you know the benefits of a long neck, it? Rabbits did not care for it.
Giraffe sitting on the ground to see the rabbits ignore it, and went on to say: long neck, something to eat slowly to enjoy the delicious food through the neck.
Rabbits, or did not care for it.
Giraffe went on to say: When the summer, drink cool water through the neck, that is how to enjoy ah!
Rabbits to see giraffe, said: Do you spit before? Haha

[SunilSamuel]

lol


its a nice one.....

i like it

[gbento119]

that's not even funny, sorry

[americanhea]

i agree with g bento that's not funny

[SunilSamuel]

Giraffe and bunny meet up in the forest. Giraffe, in his usual arrogant way starts up a conversation.
"So, bunny, do you know how great it is to have such a long neck?" he asks, a faint tone of smugness in his voice.
"I'm sure I don't," replies bunny, obviously not really that interested.
"Well, to begin with, when I'm hungry and I chew my beautiful leaves, how can I describe the sensation of the leaves going down my throat....they go down and down and down....it's one hour of sheer pleasure."
"Really, how fascinating," replies bunny, one eyebrow raised.
Oblivious to bunny's lack of enthusiasm, giraffe continues, "And when I'm thirsty, and I drink water, for a full hour it goes down....and down....and down...It's heaven on earth!"
"Amazing," comments bunny,"but just one question. Have you ever thrown up?"

[Milo Odin]

Ha ha ha.. Nice one

[EthanJoushu]

A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes over to her and tells her she must move to coach because she doesn't have a first class ticket. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job, and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica."The disgusted stewardess gets the head stewardess who asks the blonde to leave. The blonde yet again repeats "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica." The head stewardesses doesn't even know what to do at this point because they still have to get the rest of the passengers seated to take off; the blode is causing a problem with boarding now, so the stewardess gets the copilot.The copilot goes up to the blonde and whispers in her ear. She immediately gets up and goes to her seat in the coach section. The head stewardess asks the copilot in amazement what he said to get her to move to her correct seat. The copilot replies, "I told her the front half of the airplane wasn't going to Jamaica."

[allengeorge]

nice but not so good .sorry for that

[KevinTodd]

A blonde chick found herself sitting next to a lawyer on an airplane.
Bored, the lawyer kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game
of intelligence (lawyers like easy prey). Finally, the lawyer offered her
10 to 1 odds, said every time the blonde could not answer one of his
questions she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers
he’d give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the
blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, “What is the distance between the Earth and
the nearest star?” Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5.

The blonde then asked, “What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back
down the hill with 4 legs?”

The lawyer looked puzzled. He spent nearly an hour, looking up everything
he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls,
trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid
the blonde $50.00

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment,
but the lawyer insisted, “What is the answer to your question?”

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.

[TinaPint]

That's a message actually

[jennifer123]

nice joke