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  • You know you are living in 2011

    1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.

    2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

    3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

    4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

    5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

    6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your mobile phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the shopping.

    7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen

    8. Leaving the house without your mobile phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go home and get it !!

    10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your tea or coffee

    11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

    12 You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

    13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message to.

    14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

    15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list !!

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    Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he puffed, "is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?"

    "That's what they say," said his Dad.

    "Well, give me an apple quick ? I've just broken the doctor's window!"
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    • #3
      You are right saying that modern people have a lot of technical tricks in everyday life!
      Appreciate your joke and such situation takes olace with us constantly!

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      • #4
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