why english is so difficult

[thirdisa]

We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes;
But the plural of ox became oxen not oxes.
One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese,
Yet the plural of moose should never be meese.
You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice;
Yet the plural of house is houses, not hice.
If the plural of man is always called men,
Why shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen?
If I spoke of my foot and show you my feet,
And I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?
If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,
Why shouldn't the plural of booth be called beeth?
Then one may be that, and three would be those,
Yet hat in the plural would never be hose,
And the plural of cat is cats, not cose.
We speak of a brother and also of brethren,
But though we say mother we never say methren.
Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him,
But imagine the feminine, she, shis and shim.

[SunilSamuel]

English is very difficult specially for pakistani actress meera:

Meera’s English.
Dont Dare 2 Talk In Front Of My Back.
Both Of U 3 Get Out Of My Room.
Open The Window, Let The Environment Come In.
Take 5 Inch Wire Of Any Length.
I Have 2 Sisters Both Are Girls.
All Of U Stand In A Straight Circle.
Give Me A Red Pen Of Any Colour………

[MikeTodd]

Oh my GOD...........This is really funny..... thanks for the laugh....

here is another good one

Girlfriend/(s) is like a internet virus. She will get into your life, Scan your pocket, Transfer your money, Edit your mind, Download her problems & delete your smile and hang your life.so avoid your girlfriend & send her to me ..Don't worry about me,I am professional antivirus

[Blake123]

Nice school tutorial for learning English.
And you can be sure that the English language is very simple in comparison with Russian and Chinese.

[SunilSamuel]

An older, white-haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side.

He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his new girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The old man said, ‘No, I’d like
to see something more special.’

At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over… ‘Here’s a stunning ring at only $40,000' the jeweler said.

The young lady’s eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, ‘We’ll take it..’

The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, ‘by check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I’ll write it now and you can call the bank
Monday to verify the funds and I’ll pick the ring up Monday afternoon,’ he said.

Monday morning, the jeweler phoned the old man..

‘There’s no money in that account.’

‘I know,’ said the old man, ‘But let me tell you about my weekend!’

[gbento119]

definitely easier than spanish

[americanhea]

i really enjoyed the jokes don,t talk about which is easier just concentrate on laughing

[rooniboy]

laugh-able

[SunilSamuel]

Eye Halve a Spelling Chequer

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rarely ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect in it's weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

[Wizza]

I loved this, actually very true as much as it is funny

[EthanJoushu]

All are really funny. Thanks for the laugh.

[sam1216]

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[udaypal]

hehehe....so good jokes. English is always a crazy thing for us..

[Milo Odin]

Ha ha ha.. You guys made my day..

[allengeorge]

nice hhhmmmm quit good