Jokes of the day

[davethompson.a]

Ha Really Interesting ones you have thanks for sharing

[cherrymanoj]

The joke is different

[rohit1987]

Q: Why did the blind blonde cross the road?

A: She was following her seeing-eye chicken.

[sribharath]

Doctor: sorry , reports got mixed up.
We don't know if your wife has AIDS or Asthma!
husband: What should i do now?
Doctor - Send her 4 jogging,
if she returns, don't sleep with her!

ha ha ha very funny

[MichelleShirley]

A blonde once got lost near a river. She traveled up and down it searching for a way to get to the other side.

She tried walking in the shallow part of the river, and she even tried grabbing onto a branch that stretched half way across the river to try to swing to the other side. No matter how hard she tried she couldn't get across.

After many failed attempts, she finally felt like giving up. Yet, at the last moment, she saw a person walking by and decided to follow her--across the bridge

[MarquisDeBow]

A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He was a bit scruffy and didn't smell very good. Finally he needed a break and came in to town for a few beers.In the bar, he saw the local jock of the town's football team. He was bragging about his girlfriend and how she was lucky to have him for a boyfriend.The lumberjack, after drinking six bottles of beer, was heard to say, "Buddy, if she went out with me, she'd never go out with you ever again."To which the local jock replied, "Hey buddy, if she went out with you, she'd never go out with ANYONE ever again."

[JohnJenkins]

Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida.

As they approached it and got onto the final stretch of highway, they saw a sign saying "Disney World Left!"

After thinking for a minute, the driver blonde said "Oh well!" and started driving back home.

[taufikflurry]

Doctor: sorry , reports got mixed up. We don't know if your wife has AIDS or Asthma!husband: What should i do now?Doctor - Send her 4 jogging, if she returns, don't sleep with her!

Great jokes

[kiranta]

Two women were sitting in the doctor's waiting room comparing notes on their
various disorders.

"I want a baby more than anything in the world," said the first, "But I guess it is impossible."

"I used to feel just the same way," said the second. "But then everything changed. That's why I'm here. I'm going to have a baby in three months."

"You must tell me what you did."

"I went to a faith healer."

"But I've tried that. My husband and I
went to one for nearly a year and it didn't help a bit."

The other woman smiled and whispered, "Try going alone, next time, dearie."
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[steeve]

A Husband & Wife Were
Arguing Over Some Issue.
After Much Of Discussion,
Wife Finally Said:
"Tell Me Dear ,
Do You Want To Win
OR
Do You Want To Be Happy . . ?
Argument Ended

Nice one. She gave no choice to husband.

[Brendan1]

A husband and wife at a hotel asked for a 6am alarm call. On the stroke of 6, the phone rang and a voice said: "This is your wake-up call." The guest said thanks and put the phone down. A minute later the phone rang again and the voice said: "This is your wake-up call." Annoyed, the husband said: "You phoned only a minute ago." "I know," replied the receptionist, "but there are two of you."

[marclewis]

Hahaha... too much confusion.

[PapiaKhatunAsha]

Thanks really made us confused.

[happyfestchachi]

hahahaha. Those are good

[tuantun18]

good jokes