I got married because

[samk2824]

He is having true reason with hilarious reason. LOL

[Jordy]

Haha lol

[sandhya108k]

Not so funny

[evagabor197]

hehehehe nice joke

[Dimitri]

I need air

[sandsnow88]

Santa: I got married because
I was tired of cooking,
cleaning home and washing clothes....
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason....

very funny it works for both ways haha

[yatharthmarketing]

This is so funny, Fan of Santa and Banta joke.

[kelly1990]

Nice..it makes me mad hahaha chaar!

[JimMorris7]

Nice one. You may think of it as a joke. But that's the reality.

[tory00]

I know another joke. It's a bit stereotypical, but it's still funny to me) There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died. The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died. The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.

[Petson10]

Really?

[tory00]

“A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem. The mother leaped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them. The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked for his justification. After a long silence, the man slowly rose from his chair and replied, ‘Your Honor, when I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Coke comes out, does the Coke belong to me or the machine?’”

[Freddie Sherman]

Very funny!