joke

[JordanReed]

1st Man: Which Is The Best Month
To Get Married..?
2nd Man: Octemb ruary
1st Man: Don't Be Silly,
There Is No Such Month
2nd Man: Exactly

[HowardAuston]

Life is Short, Live it!
Love is Small, Flirt it!
Troubles are Momentary, Face it!
Memories are Sweet, Cherish it!
I'm too Good, Accept it!

[stefanraj]

good joke. This made me laugh for a while. Thanks for this joke

[Sebastianlee]

There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texas."

When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs are big!" The bartender replied, "Everything is big in Texas."

After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was located. The bartender replied, "Second door to the right." The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over and skipped the second door. Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident.

Scared to death, the blind man started shouting, "Don't flush

[tylerlongtw]

HAHAHAH
hahahah

nice and cool joke.

[BillyLatsko]

4 Stages of marriage:
Mad for each other.
Made for each other.
Mad at each other.
Mad bcoz of each other.

[mdonald]

A middle aged man asked the trainer in gym:
"I want to impress beautiful girls,which machine should I use?"
.
Trainer:
"Sir,Use the ATM machine....":-)

[dashawn]

Once I asked my wife that “husband is like a white wine which is more precious as time passes” very next day she locked me in cellar..

[JohnLincoln]

A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:
"He's not my friend."

[Courtneymike]

An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample."

The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: "WHAT?"

"What did he say? What's he want?"

His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear."

[Chadwick17]

THere was a blonde a burnett and a red head on top of a burning building. The firemen were standing at the bottom of the building with a sheet and they yelled to the burnett "jump and we will catch you' so she jumped and the firemen moved the sheet and she went flat on the ground. THey then said to the red head 'its your turn now jump and we'll catch you' she replied 'im not stupid i saw what you did to her' they replied 'no we just dont like red heads' so she jumped and they moved the sheet and she went splat on the ground. They then said to the blonde 'its your turn now' she said 'im not stupid i saw what you did to the other two, put the sheet down and walk away'

[cmartin]

I hate blackout. Never mind the aircon, never mind TV and stereo, never mind the internet. But if I could not recharge my cell phone so I could keep texting, that's another point. I hate blackout.

[tylerlongtw]

Ha ha ha ha ha .
Nice and cool joke.

[tylerlongtw]

Hahahahhahahahahahah.

Its really good joke.
It look great to me.

[SunilSamuel]

A man calls his mother in Florida. "Mom, how are you?"
"Not too good," says the mother. "I've been very weak."
The son says, "Why are you so weak?"
"Because I haven't eaten in 38 days."
"That's terrible. Why haven't you eaten in 38 days?"
The mother answers, "Because I didn't want my mouth to be filled with food if you should call